I have kept this file for a good number of years now and i wanna share this with you. Credit the article to a certain Louis A. Safian. I had and still am having a good laugh everytime i read the contents).
THE WOMEN OF TODAY
(What kind of woman will your future bride be?)
- She falls in love at purse sight.
- The only man she'll go out with is one who is tall, dark and has some.
- What she looks for in a man is fiscal fitness.
- Her age ranges from thirty to secrecy.
- She has discovered the secret of perpetual youth -- she lies about her age.
- She is very loyal. Years ago she reached an age she liked, and she stuck to it.
- When it comes to telling her age, she is shy, about ten years shy.
- In her opinion, the seven ages of women are: baby, infant, junior miss, young woman, young woman, young woman and young woman.
- As long as she's capable of juggling figures, she'll never be old.
- When the census taker asks her how old she is, she can't remember whether she is forty-two or forty-five, so she says thirty-five
- She is celebrating the tenth anniversary of her thirty-ninth birthday.
- The only time she ever gives her right age is on a safari when she is captured by a fussy cannibal who never eats anyone past forty.
Take note, GD!
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